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    I wonder if companies that make adult diapers have an R&D division, or a quality control department, that hires people to test their products. Not in a lab, but in real-world usage...

    Can you imagine the Tinder date?


    So, what do you do for a living?

    I work in R&D at a medical supply company. I test prototypes of new products. I do quality control on our existing product line.

    Oh... that sounds interesting. What kind of products?

    Incontinence products.

    Oh... you mean, like, ahhh...

    We make adult diapers, bed pads, wet wipes, stuff like that.

    Oh, I see... that's interesting, How do you... test those things?

    I use them in various different contexts and settings to determine if they perform as expected.

    Oh, okay. So... you... how do you... uh... how do you use them?

    Well, if it's a diaper, I pee in it.

    You... pee in a diaper? That's your job?

    Yeah, and then I give it performance scores in various different functions, and we have a lab that takes measurements of things like saturation and absorbtion rates.

    You get paid to pee in a diaper? And then you hand it to someone working in a lab?

    Well, yeah, that is part of what I do. If it leaks, then I give them the clothes I was wearing, too, so they can measure the leaks.

    That's... ummm, kind of amazing. You get paid to wet your pants.

    Well, if the product works well, then technically I'm not wetting my pants. I'm wetting a diaper or a pad. But yeah, that is what I do.


    LMAO

    If you think this is nothing but a ridiculous fantasy...

    Take a look at this article, which has nothing to do with wetting or AB/DL. But it is nevertheless fascinating:

    https://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...an-bedbug-bait






    Last edited by Lawrence; May 19, 2025, 08:18 PM.
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