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Drink Woman
I was in my front garden doing a bit of weeding when a group of woman came walking along. They were a rowdy lot and had obviously been drinking. A minete or so later another one comes along, quite drunk, and asked if I seen the woman. Then without warning she throws up all over the pavement. I asked if she was ok, and quickly grabbed a bucket, she grabbed it and was sick again. Then she bent over complaining of stomach cramp, i said that she go to the toilet, she leg go a little fart and said that it felt better, then she wet herself. She lifted her skirt and asked if I could take her to the toilet. We got half way up the path when she stopped with another cramp, but this time she I can't make it in time, and I watched as she messed her panties with a growing brown bulge in her blue panties. I got her into the toilet and was able to pull her panties down and off. I gently wiped her bottom, top of her legs and gave her bottom bits a good wash. She thanked me and walked off, leaving me her soiled Panties as a souvenir.
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Not even remotely believable. -
Nor remotely interesting.Comment
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Cool story bro. :thumbsup:Comment
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Thanks
Ha ha, thanks. I needed the laugh today.
-SixComment
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Sometimes I wonder if the people who write these things have ever interacted with another human being before in their entire life.
"Oh no, I've just wet and soiled myself while drunk in front of a man whom I've never met before and could be a murdering rapist for all I know. Guess I'll go into his house, let him take my panties off and scrub the poop off my ass and vagina, then thank him and leave as if nothing happened."
I don't have an issue with made up "real" stories as long as they're enjoyable to read and at least the tiniest bit believable. This story is neither.Comment
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I have often wondered about the collective IQ of the entire kink community.Originally posted by Ellipsis
There are some great people, for sure... but there are also lots of dumb motherfuckers.Comment
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This is a reaaaaaaaaly old story from back in the day. Probably 5 years old, easy.Comment
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Originally posted by DeltaFoxtrotCome on, guys, this is the first new post we've had on this board in days...ok, it's a rubbish story, but I don't see either of you posting anything! At least someone's trying to keep this board afloat!Originally posted by Apemantus
And before you ask, I am working on some stories to post soon, but I don't wanna be the only one posting all the time!Comment
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Oh look at you again helping this poor man by condemning his story, you must have been there at the time to witness all he is saying is not true. Oh you silly person you. I cannot believe that someone who is as highly educated as you are cannot use your imagination to at least try and see the antics of this total stranger and a drunk woman. You really like to try and make yourself something your not, just leave the guy alone to his imagination sliding into real life.Originally posted by EllipsisComment
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Quality not quantity.Originally posted by NaradaComment
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+1Originally posted by Apemantus
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I don't say nothin' if I don't got nothin' to say.
-SixComment
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Right. Let me put this another way: why don't YOU post something? I f you don't like what you see on here, get off your arse and CONTRIBUTE SOMETHING.Originally posted by Apemantus
Snarky comments don't count.
This goes for you too, Delta Foxtrot.Comment
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Since when did you consider discussion boards should not include discussion? This isn't just a wank bank, it's a DISCUSSION board and that means we DISCUSS. The original poster put something rubbish up, some of us made our opinions clear, nothing wrong with that - indeed, it's ironic that you are now criticizing US for posting critical comments about the original post (and the irony goes a step further as I am now criticizing you, though I have no problem with you posting, I just take issue - as with the OP - about WHAT you are posting!)Originally posted by Narada
Just go and shit your pants.Comment
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