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Hello Wetset! I'm finally ready to post the first part of a story idea that I've been kicking around in my head for quite a while now. I'm still working out the specifics of where I want to go with it, and in fact I'm still working out if I want to continue it at all, but I decided to throw the first bit up to see what people think of the concept. Basically, the idea I had is this: what if someone started a university where women can go for free, and they get paid for doing it, but the catch is they're not allowed to use a bathroom for any reason the whole time they attend? I've decided to post it in this section because A) it's probably going to be rather long if I end up continuing and B) it will contain both wetting and pooping (as I enjoy both), so I can't put it in watersports, but I don't want to put it in panty pooping because I don't want to feel like I have to include pooping in every chapter, plus I want wetting fans to feel welcome if they're able to look past the poop content (which will never get outright scatty, I don't like that). Hopefully it actually gets noticed, because this seems to be an infrequently used area of the board.
Anyway, here's the first chapter. Note that it entirely consists of quotes from within the universe it takes place in, as a sort of framing device. The entire story won't be like this, I'm only going with that style to give everyone an idea of what's going on. Enjoy!
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- Excerpt from the will of Dr. Calvin Harris, dated February 11th, 2007
- Dr. Michael Whitney, Dr. Rogers' former friend and colleague, on American Morning, July 24th, 2016
- Dr. Andrew Rogers to his research team, June 30th, 2007
- Johnson University advertisement spotted in October, 2010
- Anonymous prospective student after hearing the conditions for attending Johnson University
- Excerpt from the Johnson University student rules and regulations
- Excerpt from the clothing dispenser manual
- Dr. Andrew Rogers, August 31st, 2011
- Emily Thomas, eighteen year old future Johnson student, August 31st, 2011
Anyway, here's the first chapter. Note that it entirely consists of quotes from within the universe it takes place in, as a sort of framing device. The entire story won't be like this, I'm only going with that style to give everyone an idea of what's going on. Enjoy!
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Chapter Zero
If you're reading this, I am dead. I suppose the lawyers will have told you that already, but I was always one for the dramatic flair, wasn't I? Alas, this blasted cancer has eaten away at me, and I find myself slipping away from this mortal coil at the tender age of fifty-one. I was much hoping that this letter could be delayed for a few decades, but I guess my luck just isn't that good. Anyway, I've never liked keeping people waiting, and everyone must be wondering what is to be done with my considerable fortune. As you may know, I lack any heirs, and my parents are long dead. I was always a man with few close friends, and most of those close friends I did have are already rich enough that my fortune will do nothing to improve their life. I have, therefore, decided to will the entirety of my estate to my younger colleague, Dr. Andrew Rogers of the University of California, Berkeley. We worked together for a number of years, and during that time I discovered that we had a certain shared interest, though I will not disclose exactly what that is. Privacy and whatnot, you know. Anyway, we always discussed a certain theoretical experiment we were both interested in performing, but it was never a realistic thing. Now that I have no need for any of my money, I feel that there's no better time than to put our plan into action. Andrew, I know you'll do me proud.
It was insanity, I thought, when he came to me with the idea. I mean, Dr. Rogers was always a bit crazy, but the Johnson University thing was just so far out of left field I had to ask him to repeat it a few times. I fought him hard on it, so hard that our relationship was never the same afterwards, but he had all the funding he needed from that insane coot Harris's will, so there was nothing I could do. The man was filthy rich, and the whole process of building a university from scratch barely used half of what he left. At first I'd hoped that once that source of money ran out, the project would have to fold, but by then private funders had gotten involved and there was no stopping it.
Johnson University is going to be more than just a place of learning. Yes, it's true that it will be a small school dedicated to providing women an education in the liberal arts. But it'll be so much more than that as well: I intend to give every student a full-ride scholarship along with a generous monthly stipend, and in return, they will be my test subjects. What am I testing, you ask? That's simple: the effects of long-term forced incontinence on young women. In exchange for the generous benefits of attending Johnson University, the students will not be allowed to go to the bathroom outside of their pants for any reason. All students will have to live on campus, and they will be subject to severe restrictions on when they can change clothes. As far as I know, such an experiment has never been attempted before, and assuming funding stays consistent after Dr. Harris's funds run out, we should get some interesting results.
Attention current and future college students! Are you a woman who is going into your first or second year of a liberal arts program next year? Do you like the idea of getting a full scholarship AND getting paid to attend school? Are you interested in living in beautiful Orange County, California? If you said yes to all of these questions, contact Johnson University to see if our tuition-free program is right for you! **
** Some conditions apply
** Some conditions apply
Are you fucking kidding me?
Toileting Rules:
1) No student of the university may urinate or defecate outside of their clothing at any time, in any place, whether on or off university property.
2) Students must be properly wearing all assigned clothing upon their lower body at all times, footwear excepted. Common-sense scenarios such as sexual intercourse and changing are excepted.
3) All students are to only wear university-assigned clothing obtained from their personal wall-mounted clothing dispenser unless special permission is granted. Sharing any item of clothing whatsoever between students is prohibited, excepting accessories. Students will be allowed to select the designs of their clothing prior to move-in, but all other clothing-related decisions fall to the university.
4) The most often students are allowed to change their clothing is once every eight hours. Changing less frequently is allowed, but not recommended, and changing more frequently is strictly prohibited. The only exception is for students who, any time after 8:00 PM, wish to change into pyjamas for the night. See clothing dispenser manual for more information.
5) Any intentional attempt to remove waste from clothing outside of changing is strictly prohibited. For example, wringing urine out of pants or emptying feces out of underwear.
6) There are no restrictions upon the toileting of visitors to campus, however it should be noted that the dorms do not contain any visitor-accessible bathroom facilities whatsoever. There are a few (locked) bathrooms on campus, and they may be accessed by visitors. For a map and access information, see the campus directory.
7) Violation, evasion, or attempted evasion of any of the above rules is grounds for action by the Disciplinary Committee.
8) These rules may change at any time, given appropriate notice.
1) No student of the university may urinate or defecate outside of their clothing at any time, in any place, whether on or off university property.
2) Students must be properly wearing all assigned clothing upon their lower body at all times, footwear excepted. Common-sense scenarios such as sexual intercourse and changing are excepted.
3) All students are to only wear university-assigned clothing obtained from their personal wall-mounted clothing dispenser unless special permission is granted. Sharing any item of clothing whatsoever between students is prohibited, excepting accessories. Students will be allowed to select the designs of their clothing prior to move-in, but all other clothing-related decisions fall to the university.
4) The most often students are allowed to change their clothing is once every eight hours. Changing less frequently is allowed, but not recommended, and changing more frequently is strictly prohibited. The only exception is for students who, any time after 8:00 PM, wish to change into pyjamas for the night. See clothing dispenser manual for more information.
5) Any intentional attempt to remove waste from clothing outside of changing is strictly prohibited. For example, wringing urine out of pants or emptying feces out of underwear.
6) There are no restrictions upon the toileting of visitors to campus, however it should be noted that the dorms do not contain any visitor-accessible bathroom facilities whatsoever. There are a few (locked) bathrooms on campus, and they may be accessed by visitors. For a map and access information, see the campus directory.
7) Violation, evasion, or attempted evasion of any of the above rules is grounds for action by the Disciplinary Committee.
8) These rules may change at any time, given appropriate notice.
Q: How does the clothing dispenser work?
A: Using the clothing dispenser is extremely simple. First, observe the touchscreen on the wall. On screen will be a digital keypad and a message box with one of three messages in it. The message may inform you that the dispenser has been activated in the last eight hours, and display a countdown to when it will next activate. It may inform you that it was last activated over eight hours ago, and that the dispenser may be used at any time. Or it may inform you that the last activation was less than eight hours ago, but that the time is past 8:00 PM and a pair of pyjamas will be provided if requested.
If the dispenser is accessible, scan your university ID card and enter your four digit access code. The following screen will allow you to select which parts of your outfit you wish to exchange. Note that specific items of clothing may not be requested, but the dispenser is aware of local weather conditions and will adjust its output accordingly. Once you've completed your selections, make your request using the touchscreen, and within a few seconds the items requested will be transferred to the locked cabinet beneath the screen. Place the clothing you are replacing within the second cabinet to the right and close the door to lock it. Once the dispenser has verified that all items are accounted for, the dispenser will open the first door and your clean clothes may be obtained.
Full outfits consist of some type of shirt (and coat, if requested), underwear, socks, shoes (two pairs, selectable by the student), and a garment for the lower body, most often pants or shorts.
Q: What if I'm not in the dorms eight hours after I last changed? Can I change when I get back?
A: Certainly! After eight hours have passed, there is no limit to how long the dispenser will be active. Whether you change as soon as you can or hours later, clean clothing will always be accessible as long as the correct period of time has elapsed. The countdown until the next activation begins the moment you remove your clean clothes from the dispenser, whenever that happens to be.
Q: What if I want to change into pyjamas?
A: If you wish to change into pyjamas, and the time is past 8:00 PM, you may request them by accessing the dispenser in the usual manner whether or not you've changed in the last eight hours. Note that the intent of this allowance is not a "free change", but to allow students to settle down in comfort for the night if they so desire. When pyjamas are requested, all clothing must be returned to the dispenser, including any coats, socks, and shoes, and only a shirt, pyjama pants, and underwear will be provided in return. While there are no restrictions on leaving your dorm or campus no matter how you are attired, you should be reminded that wearing any non-approved clothing, such as shoes or a coat given to you by a friend, is considered a violation of university policy and may lead to disciplinary action if you are caught.
Students who do not wish to change into pyjamas will not be forced to, and they may be requested once any time after 8:00 PM and before 6:00 AM. Requesting pyjamas will reset the eight hour timer on activating the dispenser.
Q: What if it's a special occasion? Say, if I'm going to the club?
A: Any kind of special clothing request may be taken to your building's main office, where an override can easily be provided if the request is reasonable. Reasonable requests for exceptions to the "eight hour rule" will also be considered, though such requests are much less likely to be accepted.
A: Using the clothing dispenser is extremely simple. First, observe the touchscreen on the wall. On screen will be a digital keypad and a message box with one of three messages in it. The message may inform you that the dispenser has been activated in the last eight hours, and display a countdown to when it will next activate. It may inform you that it was last activated over eight hours ago, and that the dispenser may be used at any time. Or it may inform you that the last activation was less than eight hours ago, but that the time is past 8:00 PM and a pair of pyjamas will be provided if requested.
If the dispenser is accessible, scan your university ID card and enter your four digit access code. The following screen will allow you to select which parts of your outfit you wish to exchange. Note that specific items of clothing may not be requested, but the dispenser is aware of local weather conditions and will adjust its output accordingly. Once you've completed your selections, make your request using the touchscreen, and within a few seconds the items requested will be transferred to the locked cabinet beneath the screen. Place the clothing you are replacing within the second cabinet to the right and close the door to lock it. Once the dispenser has verified that all items are accounted for, the dispenser will open the first door and your clean clothes may be obtained.
Full outfits consist of some type of shirt (and coat, if requested), underwear, socks, shoes (two pairs, selectable by the student), and a garment for the lower body, most often pants or shorts.
Q: What if I'm not in the dorms eight hours after I last changed? Can I change when I get back?
A: Certainly! After eight hours have passed, there is no limit to how long the dispenser will be active. Whether you change as soon as you can or hours later, clean clothing will always be accessible as long as the correct period of time has elapsed. The countdown until the next activation begins the moment you remove your clean clothes from the dispenser, whenever that happens to be.
Q: What if I want to change into pyjamas?
A: If you wish to change into pyjamas, and the time is past 8:00 PM, you may request them by accessing the dispenser in the usual manner whether or not you've changed in the last eight hours. Note that the intent of this allowance is not a "free change", but to allow students to settle down in comfort for the night if they so desire. When pyjamas are requested, all clothing must be returned to the dispenser, including any coats, socks, and shoes, and only a shirt, pyjama pants, and underwear will be provided in return. While there are no restrictions on leaving your dorm or campus no matter how you are attired, you should be reminded that wearing any non-approved clothing, such as shoes or a coat given to you by a friend, is considered a violation of university policy and may lead to disciplinary action if you are caught.
Students who do not wish to change into pyjamas will not be forced to, and they may be requested once any time after 8:00 PM and before 6:00 AM. Requesting pyjamas will reset the eight hour timer on activating the dispenser.
Q: What if it's a special occasion? Say, if I'm going to the club?
A: Any kind of special clothing request may be taken to your building's main office, where an override can easily be provided if the request is reasonable. Reasonable requests for exceptions to the "eight hour rule" will also be considered, though such requests are much less likely to be accepted.
It's been a long time coming, ladies and gentlemen, but tomorrow morning marks the beginning of the Johnson University experiment. It has been a pleasure working with you all during these past years, and there are only a few short hours until we will finally see the fruits of our labours begin to ripen. For now, though, I propose a toast to Doctor Calvin Harris, without whom we would not be standing here today!
Oh my god, I can't believe I'm actually going to do this.
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