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  • Ultimate Sextionaire Questionaire.

    This sort of covers all the sections of the forum including AB, scat, pee, nappy, exhib, desp, food / messy so I have stuck it here.

    Today I have come up with the ultimate filthy questionaire. I was thinking what sort of things SHOULD a personals website actually ask to match up kinky people.. so I came up with this.

    I dare someone to actually answer all the questions!
    Feel free to suggests additional questions to ask!


    The Ultimate Sextionaire.
    Try to be truthful. Stuff you actually think about, even if you don't get to do it.


    Self Identification Scale: (What did happen, or what does happen)
    1. You were born with viable: Penis / Vagina
    2. You behave like you have(or now have): Penis / Vagina
    3. Clothes you like to wear: Traditional Female / Traditional Male / Mixture / Nothing at all!
    4. If you could do something sexual with anybody right this second they would have: Penis / Vagina / Anything at all - any hole in a storm / Neither - self love only.
    5. Other than their smile, What do you most like in lovers: Breasts / Muscles / Cute Ass|legs / tasty looking sex organ / toned body / a few curves / skiny / a bit overweight
    6. Do you personally consider yourself: homosexual / bisexual / hetrosexual / depends on mood / non-sexual

    Sexual Sharing/Selfish Scale
    1. You are on mount olympus in a room full of attractive entirely open minded immortal, indestructable naked men and women of all assorted ages, any one of them would be willing to perform any perverted sexual or otherwise act you could ever desire, including how to act, what to wear, eat, to do with you or perform on someone else in the room.
      But you get to pick one:
      Older Female / Younger Female / Same Age Female / Older Male / Younger Male / Same Age Male / Nobody but I would make them watch me if i had no other choice!
    2. You and your chosen olympian find themselves in bed with one other person:
      There is two females / There is two males / There is one of each (RaWr!) / You are all alone - you had them leave / It is just me and them (yawn) the other one is room service.
    3. You get to do one thing with them before you all sleep - What are you doing:
      I am the double adapter for sex with both at once (me0w!) / Oral sex with both (re0w!) / Anal Play (including sex) / Anal Play (excluding sex) / Just watching the other two / 1 on 1 while the other watches me / two are making out while the third has their way with them / Mixture of sex/oral/anal play/kissing depending on their position in bed / just kissing / just hugging
    4. If the only way someone you lusted over would have sex with you was in a threesome with their partner - and you are not into the partners gender type - how far are you willing to go to get to get to fuck (mouth/finger/penetrate) the person you want?
      Partner can use mouth on you so long as your mouth/hand/organ is on the one you want to fuck
      Partner dont touch you - double adapter mode only - its all about pleasuring the one you lust over
      Partner can fuck you so long as the one you have the hots for is pleasuring you (or you them) at the same time
      You and their partner double penetrate the one you lust over but thats it
      The one you lust over can double penetrate you with their partner but thats it
      Take turns fucking them but partner never in bed with you
      You might be willing to fuck/suck their partner so long as the person you want to fuck is busy licking, rubbing or fucking you at the same time
      No not at all - at best watch them with each other

    Kink scale (The fun stuff.)
    1. Visuals:
      Lots of hair / Totally Hairless / Trimmed neatly / bald where I lick only! (legs or armpits dont matter!)
    2. Spontaneity:
      I like it wet and slipery / Make it rain baby! / Look out I am going in dry! / Pass the lube and assume the position! / On the toilet doing your business? Doesn't matter, im fucking you right this second mess be damned! / Nice swimsuit/skirt/shorts, lets fuck / Maybe later if I ever have time... / Anywhere and as often as possible!
    3. Messy fun: During the mount olympus bedroom encounter earlier:
      Smeared Food, drink, oil or mud may be involved... / we sprayed water(or got right out of shower/bath and fucked without drying) / All Full Bladders / All Full Bowels / All Full bladders and Bowels / I had full bladder but not them / One or more had full bladder but not me / I had Full bowel but not them / One or more had full bowel but not me / Things are wet enough already why add more!
    4. Were any of the bowels or bladders still full when you all went to sleep after?
      Yes / No - surf was up baby! / Yes but we probably disgraced ourselves in our sleep.. *wink*
    5. Were there any stains on the sheets when you went to sleep? Yes / No
    6. If no - and if something wet or messy WAS involved - who's lips taste the most interesting?
      Mine baby *lick* / Theirs *wink* / Lips? We put a tarp down you sicko! / Nobodies - but the sheets had stains when we woke up..
    7. If yes - who slept in messiest spot: Me baby / you know what they say, the best kind needs a mop and bucket, they made quite a mess of me.. / They did
    8. Were nappies or control wear involved? Yes / No
    9. Were any still wearing underwear while they made their mess? Fuck ye / Naw we are all commandos here!
    10. What about other clothes: Of course! / Nah birthday suit style all the way here
    11. Fuck (them/you) in a skirt! Yes / No
    12. Fuck (them/you) in a nappy! Yes / No
    13. Fuck (them/you) in shorts! Yes / No
    14. Fuck (them/you) in tights or hose! Yes / No
    15. Fuck (them/you) in underwear! Yes / No
    16. Fuck (them/you) in swimsuit! Yes / No
    17. Fuck (them/you) in tight jeans! Yes / No
    18. Sex toys: Hell Yes / Nope
    19. Did you make a hole or move it out the way(including using the fly or zipper)? Hole / Moved it
    20. Anyone want to be called mommy or daddy? I did / They did
    21. Was somebody naughty and need to be spanked? Yes / No
    22. Was somebody naughty and need to be taught a lesson some other interesting way? Yes / No
    23. Did anyone get so excited they scratched? Yes / No
    24. Whips? Yes / No
    25. Fetish clothes? Yes / No
    26. Moaning? Yes / No
    27. Squealing? Yes / No
    28. Squirting? Yes / No
    29. Wetting? Yes / No
    30. You or them wetting? You / Them / No
    31. Pooping? Yes / No
    32. You or them pooping? You / Them / No
    33. Ropes or handcuffs used? Yes / No / Of course - so desperate had to tie to the bed!
    34. What is underwear good for?:
      Pissing in / Pooping in / filling with something (food? Cum? Mud?) while they are still wearing them / rubbing against / licking / all of the above / Underwear? Nobody wears those anymore!
    35. Should always wet on your:
      Skirt / shorts / stretch pants / jeans / swimsuit / pajamas / nappy|trainer / bed / lounge / car / lawn / bath / shower / pool / ocean / bike / mouth / tongue / lap / public / indoors / all clothes options / all location options / all anatomy options / everything! / Never!
    36. Should always poop your:
      Skirt / shorts / stretch pants / jeans / swimsuit / pajamas / nappy|trainer / bed / lounge / car / lawn / bath / shower / pool / ocean / bike / mouth / tongue / lap / public / indoors / all clothes options / all location options / all anatomy options / everything! / Never!
    37. You are having sex.. suddenly one of you need to poo or pee or squirt:
      On face / mouth / On chest / On lap / on bed / floor / run to bathroom / keep going let it come out as you do it / keep going - focus efforts on problem hole / keep going - avoid problem hole

    Exhibitionist Scale:
    1. Sex Voyeur: Like to watch? Yes / No
    2. Sex Voyeur: Like to be watched? Yes / No
    3. Exhibitionism - Vanilla:
      Like to wear revealing clothes / Like to flash / Like to forget certain items and leave things exposed for people to see / Like to tease with skintight clothes, upskirt or bits slipping out the side / Don't like showing anything at all
    4. Exhibitionism: Like seeing people wearing (or not wearing) things that expose indecent parts: Yes / No
    5. Exhibitionism - Omorashi: Enjoy toilet 'accidents' in public in your clothes: Yes / No
    6. Exhibitionism - Watersports: Like going to the toilet in public where people can see you doing it: Yes / No
    7. Exhibitionism - Golden Shower: Like going to the toilet in public ON SOMEOME or FOR SOMEONE to enjoy watching: Yes / No
    8. Exhibitionism - Pee Play: Enjoy going to the toilet in your clothes in public near people ON PURPOSE: Yes / No
    9. Exhibitionism - Fetish: Enjoy sex fetish clothes (particularly revealing ones) or sex toys in public where people can see it: Yes / No
    10. Exhibitionism - Kinky Authoritarian: Like ordering around your lover (or being ordered around) like they are a sex slave in public, whips, sex toys, nudity, leashes and chains may be involved..: Yes / No
    11. Exhibitionism - Petting: Love fingering/rubbing or having it done to you in public: Yes / No
    12. Exhibitionism - Dogging: Like having semi-public sex in front of people (typically in a car or hedge): Yes / No
    13. Exhibitionism - Adult Baby: Like wearing nappies or control wear along with childish clothes or toys (eg dummy, bear, bottle etc) in public and people can see you: Yes / No
    14. Exhibitionism - Nasty Adult Baby: you soil your nappy or even let it fall off after, or masturbate in it while acting babyish to your lover, who may even be pleasuring you too publicly in front of strangers: Yes / No
    15. Exhibitionism: Go Naked:
      Never except bathroom / bedroom only / sleep naked / around house all the time / around backyard / front yard! (check the mailbox?) / nudist beach / nudist holiday resort/colony / anywhere you can get away with it - and a few more besides.
    16. Exhibitionism - Nasty: Partially nude all the time but sneaky about it (eg no underwear or bra with tiny loose outfits that expose you with movement, wind, climbing, bending or sitting): Yes / No


    Adventure Scale:
    If you answered yes to "exhibitionism - Nasty" would strangers who notice your exposed parts be allowed to touch them? Yes / No

    Where would you LIKE to have sex?
    This can be places you have had sex, would be willing to have sex, or where you are turned on by the thought of having sex. (anything sexual applies, touching, licking, teasing, fingering, shared masturbation, penetration etc it could also apply to places you might like to deliberately wet/soil yourself too if it turns you on)
    1. a bed: Yes / No
    2. kitchen counter: Yes / No
    3. nightclub: Yes / No
    4. under the stars on the ground: Yes / No
    5. in an alley: Yes / No
    6. dumpster: Yes / No
    7. a tent: Yes / No
    8. a car: Yes / No
    9. a military vehicle: Yes / No
    10. Haunted House: Yes / No
    11. Cemetary: Yes / No
    12. Church: Yes / No
    13. A shop: Yes / No
    14. an aircraft: Yes / No
    15. in an aircraft where someone can see you doing it?: Yes / No
    16. everywhere in every room but the bedroom: Yes / No
    17. in or behind a tree or bush: Yes / No
    18. in the grass: Yes / No
    19. a farm: yes / no
    20. on a fence/gate: yes / no
    21. on the Beach: Yes / No
    22. next to a river: Yes / No
    23. IN a river: Yes / No
    24. in a boat: Yes / No
    25. Sneaky sex in a pool: Yes / No
    26. a hottub: Yes / No
    27. a PUBLIC pool or spa: Yes / No
    28. a Playground: Yes / No
    29. a Train: Yes / No
    30. a Bus: Yes / No
    31. a truck: Yes / No
    32. a roof: Yes / No
    33. on live TV: Yes / No
    34. in porn: Yes / No
    35. a Balcony: Yes / No
    36. your front porch: Yes / No
    37. your back porch: Yes / No
    38. a hiking trail or state forest: Yes / No
    39. in a park: Yes / No
    40. at School: Yes / No
    41. in space: Yes / No
    42. while scuba/snorkel diving: Yes / No
    43. in Museum: Yes / No
    44. in Government building: Yes / No
    45. in Public Toilet: Yes / No
    46. in a private toilet: yes / no
    47. while GOING to the toilet!: Yes / No
    48. with your clothes still on: Yes / No
    49. while in a dirty nappy: Yes / No
    50. INTO someones clothes or nappy: Yes / No
    51. in Car Park: Yes / No
    52. Cinema: Yes / No
    53. on or near Public Road: Yes / No
    54. Front lawn: Yes / No
    55. Backyard: Yes / No
    56. at Parents house: Yes / No
    57. in Parents bedroom!: Yes / No
    58. Mischief under the tablecloth of a resteraunt: Yes / No
    59. Up your bum: Yes / No
    60. On / In your genital: Yes / No
    61. Belly Button: Yes / No
    62. Breast: yes / no
    63. Armpit: Yes / No
    64. Mouth: yes / No
    65. Feet: yes / No
    66. Hand: yes / no

    Socialisation / Insecurity / Economics Scale
    1. If you could have sex with a different sexy person every day would you: Yes / No
    2. Do you think a different person evey day would be willing to have sex with you? Yes / No
    3. Would you have sex multiple times in one day if possible: Yes / No
    4. Multiple times EVERY day: Yes / No
    5. sex favours for money if they are cute: Yes / No
    6. sex for money just for the fun of it: Yes / No
    7. sexual for money as a career: Yes / No
    8. would you pay another person to sexually pleasure you: Yes / No
    9. Would you in theory enjoy an open relationship: Yes / No
    10. Would you enjoy a friends-with-benefits no strings relationship: Yes / No
    11. Could you love a person who performed adult erotic services - and potentially had sex or erotic encounters with strangers daily as their employment - so long as at the end of the day, they always came home to you: Yes / No
    12. If it made them happy would you allow your romantic partner to sleep with someone else: yes /no
    13. Would you consider a polyamorous romance? (where 3 or more people formally have a long term relationship with each other all at once and often in the same bed to the exclusion of anyone else) Yes / No
    14. If it was possible to live in a world with no STDs, no unwanted pregnancies, no jealousy, and no hang ups, where you could wear whatever you like including nothing at all, and fuck anyone you meet in the street up for it any time you liked, would you? Yes / No

    Last edited by Enkil; April 6, 2022, 08:09 PM. Reason: missing option
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