What is your favorite euphemism?

[Lawrence]

I posted this question many years ago, back when this forum had a black background and green text. It was a very popular thread, and it generated a very lengthy and interesting discussion.

We have many new members, and the old post is not available (except maybe with a paid subscription to the WetSet archive). So I thought I would give this another go.

So take your favorite, canonical, archetypal scenario for a genuine accident. For example, you find yourself in a minivan airport shuttle, on a trip that should have been about 15 or 20 minutes to the hotel, but you are now mired in a traffic jam associated with construction or an accident. You are at a near standstill. In the middle lane. On a bridge.

And you are at the far end of a seat that holds three people. To your right is a young woman about 20 years old. And she is squirming and shifting slowly.

And after a while you hear her quietly whining, to her mother/sister/boyfriend/whoever on her right.

"Oh my God," she says. "I'm gonna--"

Gonna what?

urinate in my clothing?

have an episode of incontinence?

Ummm, no. LMAO That is not how people talk.

What would you most like to hear?

What would you be most likely to hear, in your part of the world? Or in your language?

And is there something you really don't want to hear that would kinda be a boner killer?

pee in my pants.

pee my pants.

piss in my pants.

piss my pants.

wet my pants.

have an accident.

go in my pants.

piss myself.

pee myself.

wet myself.

In my experience, these are probably the most common expressions in the English that is spoken by educated white people, in the midwestern USA.

But that is a pretty narrow segment of the English-speaking world. I would love to hear what other people say, or have heard, and what you find most appealing or entertaining.

The nuances are endless. In my world, for example, many people consider piss to be much more vulgar and offensive than pee, and would avoid using piss in many contexts. Curiously, however, those same speakers are often not uncomfortable at all with the expression pissed off, which in American English means angry.

And there are endless debates about whether there is any significant difference in meaning between pee my pants and pee in my pants.

And let's not forget the many variants of British English, where you may be more likely to hear wee and knickers.

[Aloo]

In the UK we have all the similar expressions… “I’m gonna wet myself”, “I’m gonna piss myself” and the perhaps slightly less used “I’m gonna pee myself”. But we also have a couple of others… in Scotland, piss is often slanged to pish… “am gonne pish maself”. And my personal favourite, from my native England, is “I’m gonna wee myself”. Ironically not said in Scotland (or Northern Ireland), where “wee” means small or little. Although a Scottish lass might say “I did a wee pish when a laffed”…

[frezzo44095]

Nothing fancy for me: "I wet my diaper" or "I messed my diaper"" or "I went poopie in my diapee."

[Papabird]

She would say "I'm gonna pee my pants!" But a little while later, she'd mess them as well!

[Peedancer]

Used to work with a girl that often used the phrase "piss my pants". Often to mean something is funny rather than when desperate. But it always got my attention.
I think "wet myself" is my favourite phrase to hear (not heard anyone say that for a long time).
I was out with a group of friends and one girl casually said

"I better go to the toilet before walking to the next bar or I'll wet myself"

I got a little a flustered!

[aqua 2021]

I don't have a favorite (most are a turn on) but one of my close 'friends' (Joanne, a frequent wetter) uses the phrase, "I'm going to wet my pants". And she uses that even if she's wearing a skirt/dress and means she'll wet her panties. Never fails to arouse....A photo example of when on a hike she didn't get her shorts down in time at a portapotty, saying, "As you can see I wet my pants." J wet pants.jpg

[Peevert]

Of course, a woman might say “pee in my panties” not “pee in my pants”. And a Brit or maybe an Aussie I think would say “pee in my knickers” instead of “pee in my panties”. Gets so complicated!

I also remember “go to the bathroom in my pants” from when I was a kid and “go potty in my pants”. I think I would keep it simple “pee my pants” or “pee in my pants”.

[Dodge]

Still remember my schooldays when a girl raised her arm and told the teacher "Please Miss, I've wet my knicks".

I prefer wet to piss/pee/wee and knickers/knicks to pants/panties.

[Lawrence]

Aqua, I remember your stories about Joanne back in the day, on Patches' website or on Shara & Ger.

You are OG, man.

I don't have a favorite (most are a turn on) but one of my close 'friends' (Joanne, a frequent wetter) uses the phrase, "I'm going to wet my pants". And she uses that even if she's wearing a skirt/dress and means she'll wet her panties. Never fails to arouse....A photo example of when on a hike she didn't get her shorts down in time at a portapotty, saying, "As you can see I wet my pants." J wet pants.jpg

[aqua 2021]

Yes, Joanne continues to amaze, delight and wet her pants often just dribbles/spurts, but sometimes a lot more. She continues to tell me stories, and less often but not infrequently has accidents when we're together. She's a treasure. Two more wetting from 2 different hikes....

[Carsfan]

Joanne sounds like an amazing friend. How did you guys meet/ bring up that your into wetting?

[aqua 2021]

We met because I found her beautiful, sexy, smart, etc. and began talking. After a few coffees and the like, peeing came up because she said one time she really needed to pee and, "I have a really small bladder." I said that must lead to a lot of emergency exits and situations, and she said something like, "Yes indeed, and sometimes accidents." We were off and running (or leaking). She rarely finds her accidents or desperation erotic (only on rare, very rare occasions) but likes that I'm totally into it. She can be a tease generally.

Two more of her many wettings: jeans on a kike not getting pants down on time as some people were walking by (even if far away); and after a restaurant meal wet her panties and skirt some at the toilet, desperate after wine.

[Carsfan]

Amazing. She seems unbothered by her wet pants, ie feeding the dog in pee pants. Everyone should find a friend like Joanne! How did you guys meet in the first place?

[aqua 2021]

Just met...no disclosure. But she's been accident prone since she was 7, and while she doesn't like her accidents, she's long since gotten used to them. If she's home or can change clothes she will immediately, but during/after a hike, no clothes to change into to, so she goes about her business. I've suggested she keep a change of clothes in her car, but she doesn't. Interesting....

[Enkil]

Most common one I hear here is "if i dont find a bathroom soon, I am going to need a change of pants/underwear/knickers" (final word seems to vary by country, knickers being a UK thing, pants/underwear more of a AUS/US thing) i guess for you really lucky ones, that ends with a red face and a disenchanted proclamation of "too late.." if they have a skirt, then they get on with their life... or a mad dash for a car if wet trousers/jeans/shorts are involved. Although lets be clear, some acid wash jeans dont come off looking wet if a girl empties her bladder into them anyway, and some girls use this to their advantage to look nonchelont. If a young child is involved they might yell a hysterical 'waaa ima gunna wee myself' usually prompting a frustrated "why didnt you go before we left" then a carried child and a mad rush for the nearest public toilet or sheltered corner.

To be honest for most girls I knew, my response if they had a skirt or swimsuit on was, "meh its a warm day, it will soon dry, it wont show under a skirt, and a swimsuit is meant to get wet anyway"
Although this particular scenario almost never happened, even most shorts worn while camping or whatever by a cute girl can quite easily have her pull a leg open with a finger and the right stance, and they can water the grass without anybody noticing and little more than a couple of slightly dark dots/spots that dry within seconds to show for it. Like my first kinky girlfriend did it in her shorts once, didn't even bother to hold the leg open, and it hardly even left a big enough wetspot to even change them (although she did ultimately put on a fresh pair after)

I mean that really ruins the fun for the folk into the whole desp thing where it is more about the journey than the destination, but for those into the "deliberate" thing it makes for "harmless fun" in warm weather if the woman is pretty free spirited about such things.

I've been pretty lucky in that respect, two incidents of an intimate friend wetting her knickers a bit sitting in the car, (and yes she did technically need a change of underwear after that.. but she left them on - was a warm day and it soon dried, especially with me rubbing her) multiple beach/hiking incidents, a few public skirt incidents, and one incident where she had to go so bad, we pulled over she leaned against a tree to let it out, and I went down on her and teased her until she was finished. Best road trip ever.