Skidmarks

[spandexman]

Weird but true

There's a simple explanation: in the US, shit is 'obscene', certainly in the context of adult sexual behavior, and possibly even in non-sexual situations. (You can have a chick self-shoot herself pooping in a toilet, or in her pants, but if you actually show the results you're treading into a gray (or brown) area of the law.)

Just ask the former proprietors of girlspooping.com, for instance.

As such, you won't see any brown stuff in a professionally produced US adult video, because no one wants to go to jail. Not to say it doesn't happen on-set, but it's going to get edited or blurred out.

And there's very little US-based amateur poop action, for the same reason. I'm pretty sure that Dirk and TastyAss closed up shop on sound legal advice, before the US Postal Service (our duly enacted censors) found out what they were up to.

It's unfortunate, and a leftover from days when way more was considered obscene, but as you might imagine, no one is in any particular rush to stand up in the House of Representatives and argue for the the legalization of Veronika Moser videos. Hell, most of us won't even tell our wives about our interests, let alone go public.

In the US a kid can watch all the violence he or she wants, and yet an adult can't watch someone do something as natural as defecate of urinate or even hint at it. In movies and TV shows no one ever goes to the bathroom to pee or pinch a loaf, but powder their noses or wash their hands.

[Adrian6970]

No doubt there have been instances where actors and actresses have had accidents, only for them to be airbrushed out of the final DVD or video. However I suspect a lot of them go to elaborate lengths to ensure that they're well toileted ahead of the action. I once e-mailed one of the biggest guys in the industry if he ever performed on a full bladder and he replied that he found performing satisfactorily if he needed to pee was practically impossible, so it was definetly toilet first, action second.

I'm slightly surprised that bodily functions are such a "no no" in American adult entertainment (which I imagined to be far more hardcore than its British equivalent). It seems strange to me that natural activities such as weeing and pooing should be considered obscene. There is, I know, something of a Puritan tradition in American society which dies hard but I didn't realise it extended qute that far.

The situation in the UK is a little more complicated because it's governed partly by the Obscene Publications Act, under which the obscenity or otherwise of works is judged by the standards of the day, and is therefore a moving target. In recent years legislation has been brought into counter "extreme pornography" which is really targeted at bestiality, necrophilia and potrayals of violent of life threatening activities if they were replicated in real life. However I think it could probably be construed in certain circumstances to cover some aspects of bodily functions. I'm not a legal expert though and it would be useful to have imput of someone who was.

[Johnny B Pooed]

Hey, every country has their own inexplicable little obscenity laws. Witness Japan, which produces hardcore scat and puke videos (and for all I know, sells them in vending machines on the street, right next to the used panties) that would never fly in the US (or most of the Anglosphere, I bet). Yet they can't show a dick or a twat without blurring it out.

Or the Germans... do whatever horrible things you want, just don't show a swastika (even in a negative light).

I'm guessing that Australia has a more reasonable set of obscenity laws than the UK, US, or Canada, given the existence of this site and its products.

As for the UK, see what happened to Lucy and the rest of the gang at swallow-my.com.

[spandexman]

Bondage

Hey, every country has their own inexplicable little obscenity laws. Witness Japan, which produces hardcore scat and puke videos (and for all I know, sells them in vending machines on the street, right next to the used panties) that would never fly in the US (or most of the Anglosphere, I bet). Yet they can't show a dick or a twat without blurring it out.

Or the Germans... do whatever horrible things you want, just don't show a swastika (even in a negative light).

I'm guessing that Australia has a more reasonable set of obscenity laws than the UK, US, or Canada, given the existence of this site and its products.

As for the UK, see what happened to Lucy and the rest of the gang at swallow-my.com.

In Australia bondage is the problem. Wrote a coupe stories to Wetset back in the 90s and was told the bondage part didn't go well with the government. They didn't have any trouble with the poop or pee though. Have to laugh at Japanese poop DVDs, a big load of shit and a blurry pussy. Never have seen a penis in a Japanese porno movie, do men have them in Japan?

[undergirl]

Everybody discussing obscenity laws has made this thread incredibly boring, thanks.

[tidbgrr]

Agree

I agree, Undergirl. Have any good stories?
I'll tell you when I look at pictures of panties with skidmarks, they don't show through like pee does. It makes me wonder how many of those panties in upskirt shots that we see have skidmarks.
I had a girlfriend who had problems with constipation. So many times she would get skidmarks in her panties because solid poop would squeez the liquid out. I never heard about that until then. It excites me to hear when an attractive girl says she has constipation because her body has the ability to create skidmarkes in her panties Boy would I love to stick my sniffer in the butt of their pants and see if I can smell poop

[spandexman]

Some stories from an old thread on skidmarks

For those who forgot the earlier adventures.

[tednorton]

For those who forgot the earlier adventures.

Thanks for bumping the thread, great to re-read some of these!

I'll be posting more of my recent encounters with my friend Claire's dirty panties on the other thread that I started

Sneak preview - I've kept an awesome white pair that she wore while we went for a run in the park. She pooped before we left my apartment and she did her usual careless 2-wipe policy, and the brown leftovers in her undies are heavenly!

[tidbgrr]

share

Maybe take a pic and share with the rest of us folks I'd share too but I had to throw all the dirty panties away when I got married. Didn't want my wife to think I was a pervert.

[spandexman]

Unlucky Dave

As I wrote earlier my computer geek friend Dave has no luck with girls at all and constantly takes in strippers, always on the busty side. Between Angel and Ginger, it is hard to believe he could go any lower. I still keep up with George and sometimes Dave, but George loves to give me the dirt.

Dave not only took in Ella, a platinum-blonde stripper who has had three breast enlargements, Dave paid for #3 and she is a 34EE, but her 18-year-old daughter Meg, a pretty blonde, with dirty-blonde hair and an IQ lower than room temperature, according to George she has had her bosom enlarged to a 36DD and walks around Dave's house in just a bra and thong panties. She doesn't work and has pretty much closed her career in retail, she has no math skills and the registers always came out short, go figure.

Well both girls are messy and from what George tells me are both notorious toilet cloggers. Ella is one of those girls that only goes every couple days and Meg is a junk food addict.

Well poor Dave went on a business trip for five days, but made the mistake of coming home a day early. Ella had a party going on with her fellow strippers and a few high rollers. Ella and Meg were in the bedroom entertaining a fat old bald guy and two other dancers were making a few extra bucks. Sadly in spite of pulling in a few extra bucks neither housemate helped pay any of the bills.

The fat guy broke in Meg's virgin ass and was rewarded with a brown shower, and she tried to make it to the bathroom only to trespass on a dancer doing a guy in the tub. Apparently the pretty teenager ruined her gold thong with poop.

As luck would have it the fat guy took the two buxom girls in, but not before leaving Dave's house a wreck. George toss out about two dozen panties all skidmarked and pee stained. Ella's were the worst and her t-backs and thongs were used in her dance routines.

Last I heard Meg is still with the fat guy and Ella is in a motel room with two other girls.

[tednorton]

Wow, what would I do to come into possession of two dozen skidmarked girls panties at one time! That would be awesome

[spandexman]

She was a looker too

Wow, what would I do to come into possession of two dozen skidmarked girls panties at one time! That would be awesome

She may have been a slob and a moocher, but I saw her picture and she was a looker. Never saved it though .

I am sure if Dave were on this site he could really share some horror stories.

As a bouncer at the sleazy club ran into discarded panties and pantyhose a few times, unfortunately instead of pee and poop they were covered in spilled drinks and sometimes poop.

When I was in apartment maintenance got a call for a blocked toilet from a 50ish woman. I pulled out a 10" dildo. She paid me $20.00 to keep it out of the report. She was a heavy woman and all her pantyhose were seriously stained.

[Curious]

skidmarks

Its not just dolly birds though. I am of sufficient age to be interested in older women. Last year my wife and I stayed with an old friend of hers, a very presentable widow in her sixties, and I was delighted to discover white cotton knickers in her laundry basket with both skidmarks in the seat and other stains in the gusset. On closer examination the front part of the gusset was quite well-worn, suggesting that she still enjoyed fingering herself through her panties. This all aroused me sufficiently to have to relieve myself in my own pants.

[spandexman]

Clotheslines

Its not just dolly birds though. I am of sufficient age to be interested in older women. Last year my wife and I stayed with an old friend of hers, a very presentable widow in her sixties, and I was delighted to discover white cotton knickers in her laundry basket with both skidmarks in the seat and other stains in the gusset. On closer examination the front part of the gusset was quite well-worn, suggesting that she still enjoyed fingering herself through her panties. This all aroused me sufficiently to have to relieve myself in my own pants.

I work at house next door to a widow's. She is about 65-years-old and still a looker. She hangs her clothes on a clothesline and at any given day there are six panty girdles and all turned inside out, even washed the stains are quite obvious. Although she dresses conservative her perky bottom always gets my attention.

[mkblain]

I know and have known quite a lot girls that get skidmarks in their panties but there were 2 that have been streaks ahead of the rest. The first was a girl I went to high school with and the second was a girl that I shared a house with.

I don’t think there were many guys at school that had dirtier underwear than me but one of the girls definitely did. The first time I saw how dirty her panties were was one day when she fell off her bike while we were riding home. She was laying on her back clutching her knee crying and mustn’t have been thinking about how exposed her panties were. My first reaction was to comfort her but then I saw her very very dirty panties.

When we got to her house she wanted me to stay so I could help which was fantastic because when she got in the shower she handed me her cloths and asked me to put them in the laundry. When I looked at her panties I was shocked at how dirty they were but very turned on at the same time. Later when I got home I started to wonder if she wanted me to see her panties, when she gave me her cloths she said “don’t you dare look at my panties ok”. I also wondered if it could have been her that had been moving my underwear in my laundry basket.

A while before that I had noticed someone kept moving my underwear from the bottom to the top of my washing basket and sometimes taking the dirtiest, which I had thought was one of my friends that had made it clear he liked me in a very different way to my other guy friends.

I later discovered it was both of them. A few weeks later while we were play fighting on her bed I found one of my underwear under her pillows. A few months after that I noticed the guy I had first suspected was wearing the underwear that had gone missing a few days before.